>что происходит

>you ever think about how crazy it is you can talk to somebody from across the world who doesn't speak your language with machine translation?

>competitive farting

>being a liar is cooler, liars told me that and I believe them because they're cool, or at least they told me so

>bbc

>true

>have a cyb new year

>you wouldn't catch me dead at a starbucks

>Kellen Goff was here

>you don't have shit taste for liking oot. you have shit taste for finding ac boring.

>sex money and drug

>hai

>im ngl i have no fucking clue what an axiom is

>got asked if im doing okay and when I said I dont know how to respond to that they hit me with the 'well good luck with that!' might finally do it tbh

>idk who that is but sure

>what is company time and where can I steal it

>somebody thought I was an easy mark today, that's interesting usually hecklers ignore me

>does it hurt anime girls to pick them up by their antennae

>the complexity of modern computers is fucking insane

>true, but using js for everything is contributing a disproportional amount of that

>TIL that "necrozoophilia" pride exists

>if it exists

>division: evil multiplication: slightly evil addition/subtraction: good :>

>Hi

>me when me and my zoomer gf are zooming

>I'm vacooming

>fucked up and now my entire apartment smells like burnt popcorn

>least pretentious leftoid

>the sun is a meme

>true if the sun is real why haven't I ever seen it