>i am very very very very very very screwed up in the head - (YOU)

>I had a dream there was a dedicated rubber band enthusiast community on image boards called /bands/ , because apparently there were really fancy rubber bands used in old-school ibm mainframes, like the tape drives or something, and people still used them and there was this cottage industry of high end rubber bands. problem was it got confused a lot with bdsm banding thing where people put rubber bands around their balls to castrate themselves so there was a lot of crossposting and people get bad

>i raped ur mom and ur grandma

>^ (actual conservation I heard in high school)

>sorry about that

>Crystal.cafe won

>the usa pretends to be a free country but then threatens jail time to linux kernel developers for accepting contributions from russian developers

>RELEASE THY SOURCE CODE!

>ibruprofin + pm, that's ibruprofin pm

>what's a lain?

>dont do school stay in drugs

>i am the one the khocks

>Lose weight with starvation. Learn the meaning of suffering + save money

>you passed!

>how do i tell him im psych0

>you have to be more specific than "remote hole"

>it's openbsd's tagline, "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!"

>another day of misery (I have a pimple right where my glasses sit on my nose) (Aldo have I whined here about how I somehow get perfectly symmetrical pimples on both sides of my body, what's up with that)

>I2P or Tor?

>what like which is better?

>8====D ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅ (๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝

>footjob with the grippy socks

>hi

>hi -kirby

>I am become thirst, drinker of liquids

>Niggadroid MKII's roaming the street looking for material gain, George Niggalon droids enhanced with dual charge air intakes, along with fentanyl efficient niggasoft fentcore

>okay dual charge air intakes got me

>what is company time and where can I steal it

>somebody thought I was an easy mark today, that's interesting usually hecklers ignore me

>does it hurt anime girls to pick them up by their antennae