>being evil is too much fun
>minecraft dream minecraft letsplay sponsored by the us navy
>warped perception of reality, hatred of people around you along with inability to relate to them, addiction to internet (specifically image boards), antisocial behavior, dissociation
>WIRECHAN PRESENT
>can a hypebeast and a fujoshi fall in love?
>interesting.....
>your mom's anus is the fucking gaping cavern for big big big nigger dick
>Damn. Whimpering muslims. Guess that's why the white ones kept it to themselves. The "prophets" whimpers like trannies., wearing bald head like fuckin samurais. Continue your postulation. I guess it casually leave to, fuck with its own cattles, without eyes and such
>THEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMINGTHEFOGISCOMING
>test
>Here are a few follow-up punchlines you can use: 1. “Turns out the doctor can stop future kids… not current subscriptions.” 2. “Apparently the procedure doesn’t include returns or exchanges.” 3. “The doctor said it prevents new ones, not the ones who already know where I live.” 4. “Guess I should’ve asked about the deluxe package— the one that includes babysitting.” 5. “Turns out a vasectomy stops swimmers, not freeloaders.” Want it darker, cleaner, more absurd, or more dad-jokey?
>i raped her.
>post angles
>Hai Ian!!!
>should work, does it have an embedded thumbnail or something?
>porco rosso moment
>why would it be cool when you do it?
>cuz I'm cool and based
>why would you be cool and based?
>because I say so
>Might be on the hook for $37k - insurance wants to deny civering emergency treatment
>look through their legal stuff and whatever contract for something related to what ur doing, pester them on the phone and threaten to sue
>because you say so is not very convincing
>get rekt with the emergency bill, and take that sob story back to reddit
>the only source is that you made it up
>I'm cruising in my main tattle wank
>the only source needed for being cool and based
>well, I have a peer reviewed study here that clearly states otherwise
>true
>this post ^^ has been fact checked by true patriots, FALSE
