>You must be in the Southern Hemisphere mosquito treatment. It's literally fucking arctic winter up here

>sup chat?

>sex on the moon

>is anyone online?

>no faggot

>Ouija board sexting

>I was here

>why do women always act so prim and proper if they breath the same poison air we do

>saw a female linux user for the first time in my life today

>Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny. People throw these words around like tennis balls. But I eat balls for breakfast.

>ancient philosophers just made shit up constantly. why do people still take them seriously?

>hey baeb

>ahhhahh you know what it is, every spliff I roll, I roll it big

>went to the supermarket and everyone was mean to me ;_;

>im lizah

>smartest leftist

>guys when did linus torvolds get old he's all grey hair now 😢

>linoos

>you can lead a nigger to philosophy, but you can't make a nigger think

>I've wondered what it would be like for the only light I have to be from my phone flashlight. well tonight I found, the power went out and I've mostly been using that. the thing is, I still have light and internet

>Jarvis, give me a list of current power outages and their locations

>ahhh no I doxed myself

>paperchan.club

>why are you green??

>I met god, he's a black femboy

>Claude kicked me out of a convo because it thought I was self harming kek

>nigger

>god I'm such a fucked up derranged person even claude tells me to fuck off. it's really sinking in now.

>even claude knows you're a nigger

>yep